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Don't Drink and Pork


Published 2004
Topics Flames, Beer, Pork


Calgary, Alberta, 2004. 17th Ave was transformed into "The Red Mile" as the Calgary Flames competed with Tampa Bay Lightning for the Stanley Cup. Oh the heels of game 6 (2004-06-06), Richard prowls the streets of Calgary looking for Ms. Right, or at least... Ms. Right Now.
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Produced for R4NT.COM.
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No non-alchoholic beverages were consumed during the production of this video.


Run time 5 minutes
Producer R4NT.COM
Production Company NA
Sponsor NA
Audio/Visual sound, color
Contact Information <a href="mailto:gordonmcdowell@gmail.com">gordonmcdowell@gmail.com</a> <br /> <a href="http://opensourcevideo.blogspot.com/">opensourcevideo.blogspot.com</a> <br /> <a href="http://www.hypoxiabeach.com/">www.hypoxiabeach.com</a>

Credits

Director:
opensourcevideo.blogspot.com


Music:
www.hypoxiabeach.com

Shotlist

00:00 Timelapse shot thru crowd, saddledome in background.
00:02 Overhead shot (apartment window) of crowd.
00:05 Richard walking thru crowd, camera retreating. "There's some potential over there."
00:09 Girl sitting on crowd possibly about to flash.
00:13 Richard - "...find myself some honey."
00:17 Truck with flaming Stanley Cup in back.
00:20 Impersonate Flames coach.
00:25 Kid with "shirts off" sign.
00:28 Rev bottle bounces to music in Warehouse.
00:35 Lal chases Scott.
00:41 Ambulance passes by.
00:45 Walking thru litter.
00:51 "So what's your name?"
00:57 "I like my girls tanned..."
01:03 "Mind if I call you 'Honey?'"
01:10 "What do you ladies think of coming back to my house?"
01:18 "This is a nice place..."
01:27 Strip show.
01:40 "Lets turn on the flames."
01:42 "Do you taste as good as you look?"
01:49 "So how about you?"
01:55 "Don't worry baby, I'll be gentle."
02:06 "Hey, save some for me!"
02:13 69.
02:20 Kissing.
02:23 Sensitive nipple.
02:25 Earlobe.
02:28 "Where you going?"
02:31 "I didn't know girls could do that."
02:40 7:14 AM.
02:42 Put on glasses.
02:44 Warthog.
02:47 McNalley's.
02:52 Don't drink and pork.
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Outtakes.
02:56 "No more questions about Iggy." ... "We're fucked in 7." ... Water thrown on us.
03:44 "Go Flames Go."
03:52 "Black Amber huh?" ... traffic noise.
04:07 "Well that's a pretty name"... "We came all the way... from the rock."
04:27 "So what's your friend's name?" ... "I weigh more then this guy does" ... "I thought he was really really drunk."

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Reviews

Reviewer: Crom - favoritefavoritefavorite - June 9, 2005
Subject: NHL Playoffs and Drunken Debauchery
If you've never got so drunk you slept with someone you wouldn't normally, then you've never lived. And in the frenetic electricity of the Calgary Flames Stanley Cup Final attempt none of us were entirely in control of our faculties. This is a perfect example of the raging insanity that gripped the city for all those glorious days. I laughed out loud at some of his lines, and the background action taking place without the consent or control of the director adds spontaneous moments of hilarity and sadness.
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